Now wheres keyboard cat?

Well, I'm not saying that girls can't keep their mouth shut. I'm just saying that they can't stop talking.

Not so tik tok now huh? =DDDDDDD

DUI means drunk driving.

Sportsmanship. Melee over ranged.

That thing is gonna gimme nightmares.

Beer, We can't live without it.

Hehe! Everyone knows that the answer is Paris Hilton.

WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!

BOOYAH! 1 point for Jacob!

They use the guns they are using now to catch criminals.

Halo 5000?

I'm so gonna get sued.

Suffering from your own trap...

This is like gonna be the first time I'm gonna like write my feelings here so don't laugh at me if I'm doing it wrong. Well I'm going to watch a movie with my friends. I'm a timid ass puss and I erm... I am scared of ghosts. OH don't act like its just me! I wanted to act like a tough ass kid in front of them so i suggested we go watch a horror movie... And now... Oh I'm so dead...

Orrrr SHIT! Dang the bser!

Trust me. 2 girls 1 cup is a whole different concept.

You visit this shop twice a day right KJR?

Damn.

So tired...

That's just wrong...

Gang-banged!

Look who's talking?

And now you know...

Cliff-hangers. Damn...

The mom's like"See Johnny. That's why you go to private school."

I didn't see that coming.

...

SLAM DUNK! ZING!

WOOOO!

I can't use words to describe this.

Yes. It's there.

Why does the black man always have to go down?

Bat Dog! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrIp3k5pJQM

FIRE!

That's so hardcore! 100th post! Yay ^^

Pity...

TRANSFORM!!!!!!!

ooooo~! I thought that guy was dead!

McDonalds. I'm lovin' it

STFU and keep talking.

In Soviet Russia, camel feeds on you. I'm a jerk.

Backfired! ZING!

Don't read this!

You see? Now this is smart.

Don't read this!

Well well well.

RUBIX CUBE.

Green liquids nowadays...

Oooooops! Happy birthday! ^^

This is your alcoholic dad. Yes say Hi to your dad.

We can watch each other till we die!