Even my underwear is made in China. What isn't?

There is no water

Hmm... Some people are slow...

So do I. WHAT????!!!??? sorry... :(

NO I AM NOT A SICKO. I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT!

To answer Kai's question, the guy is YOU. Yes YOU. You're not the music!

No really. Its okay if you die but the Playstation better be okay.

NO! WE ARE!

Buy those!

I can UrAnus too!

You are dunb

That's why i quit my last job.

I will always support Roan's Grassy Balls!

This is a test run. You may die guys. TAKE OFF!!!!!...!!!!

Lets knock her down Bill.

WHYYYYYYY??????????

No, I'm not going to trade my Barbie Doll for your Wonder Woman Figurine!

The last time, we had guns!

Choose....

You have to know the code before you can save your Grandma...

Have you looked into your ass?

It's a new Kung-Fu move called shoe in my mouth.

I lost a dollar...

That's the wrong pole!!!

There are now 9 days a week. No I didn't make that up.

Go on! Pee in there buddy. Don't worry, I'll buy you a coffin!

Are you laughing cuz I'm black?

I killed them all!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

But I want a Barbie Doll WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! T.T

That's so hardcore!

It sure did...

Hmm... Door's up there...

That's what most girls i know do... What? Was that too far?

I'm also in a relationship with my hand. Don't be jealous.

Damn! How do i get out of this basement?

Poor Fire T.T

Beer! Turns a :( into a :)

Well... Duh?

So thats where he lost his virginity...

Try this out...